I'm a mother of a sweet Prince (Jude), proud nerd, and just down right AWESOME!

 

olddies:

all of those couples get to 

1) say queen latifah married them

2) say beyonce was in attendance at their wedding

And how dare that bitch wear withe to someone else’s wedding…. RUDE!

olddies:

all of those couples get to 

1) say queen latifah married them

2) say beyonce was in attendance at their wedding

fake-mermaid:

OH MY GOD TAYLOR GOT EXCITED BECAUSW SHE THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA SAY RED I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

Dear Jude,
Now I know why Mimi got such satisfaction waking me up for school everyday. This waking up early as balls needs to stop soon…

[breaks down your door at 3 in the morning] do you wanna build a snowman?

(Source: yukimurahs)